unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line

rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”



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